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Snap polls suggest Hillary Clinton won the first debate, Colombia's government and the FARC rebel group sign a peace deal, water plumes may have been spotted above Jupiter's moon, and more.
What will I do with this column and my Twitter account if the sadness doesn't end? Do I keep writing about the experience of living with depression and anxiety, and exploring the nuances of sadness forever?
You can search the treasure trove of more than 16,000 tweets by key word—like "Crooked Hillary"—or just browse through the categories, like Conspiracy Theories or Retaliation.
Mike Pence will release his tax returns, explosions in Syria kill at least 18, actress Leslie Jones returns to Twitter and more.
The top Clinton aide announced Monday she would be separating from her husband, who was caught sending sexually suggestive photos and texts with yet another woman.
"Our zoo family is still healing, and the constant mention of Harambe makes moving forward more difficult for us."
The United States Olympic Committee has apologized for swimmers' false claims about being robbed, Russia agrees to a 48-hour ceasefire in Aleppo, Frank Ocean drops a new visual album, and more.
Investigators believe 100 Democrats were hit in the Russian cyberattack, the Trump Tower climber reportedly wanted an audience with the candidate, the DEA will announce an expansion to marijuana research, and more.
The suit claims that Mohamed felt he had been treated unfairly as a Muslim student since arriving in Irving, Texas.
Apparently Pence doesn't follow his running mate on Twitter.
Contrary to the now-banned @Nero's self-serving intentions, video gaming isn't falling apart, but enjoying a period of renewal.
Is the next crazy teen trend casting votes for the motormouthed mogul they're supposed to hate?
The militant group is losing some of its pull on Twitter, thanks to anti-ISIS propaganda and thousands of account suspensions.
Five days ago, Trump's campaign tweeted and deleted an image that was accused of being anti-Semitic. Here's why this is still a thing.
Even the paper owned by Donald Trump's son-in-law Jared Kushner is piling on the embattled Republican candidate.
This morning, an attack at Istanbul's airport kills dozens, the long-awaited Benghazi report finds no wrongdoing on Hillary Clinton's part, House Democrats will spend the day campaigning for gun control, and more.
Jun 28, 2016
Cormac McCarthy is still alive and well, everybody.
Call it the Donald Trump effect. It doesn't matter if the trolls believe what they are saying if their followers believe it.
Conservative political strategist Michael Reagan tweeted Monday that his dad would never have sided with Trump.
This morning, Bernie Sanders denies Hillary Clinton has won the Democratic nomination, Indian Prime Minister Narendra Modi arrives in DC, Axl Rose asks Google to remove "fat" photos of him, and more.
The MP says what she did was perfectly fine considering her party's similarities with the Sanders campaign.
"Gaming journalism is a joke," says the internet, without much to back up its claim, coming across as a jealous brat, tilting at the windmills of a blinkered hive mind.
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