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Partying with Babes and Electro Dudes at the Gold Rush Strip Club

For three years now, Miami-born creative collective the Overthrow has thrown the unofficial Winter Music Conference closing party at the Gold Rush strip club, in the heart of downtown Miami. It's basically the best party ever. Full story

Motivational Hemorrhoids

When Life Hands You Hemorrhoids…?

Say you’re in a relationship and you start feeling isolated because you have needs that the other person just doesn’t understand. Don’t let it fester in your asshole until it starts prolapsing and bleeding out of control. Tackle it right away. Full story

Why Girls Should Only Have Anal Sex

Ass sex rules because destruction, degradation, and pain are FUN. By the time you get to the end of this article you’ll be fingering your own butthole and scheming on ways to get it filled with something fun. Full story

Fifty Shades of Chick-fil-A: My Polyamorous Chick-fil-A Fan Porn

His dick itself was just a head, a carbuncle buried in a mass of reddish pubes and dickne. “That’s a teeny schlong,” I pointed out. Matthew smirked and humped the air. “Chick-fil-A serves no beef,” he said, “but Jesus loves us as we are.” Full story

Seka, Raising Penises for Three Generations

Sex in the 70s was Seka. Half Cherokee, half Irish, and looking like a perfect Hollywood trophy, or a divination of death from the Norse Gods—Seka was a flinty mirage of whatever fantasy you had. I called her up recently to chat about stuff like anal, her days hanging out with ro… Full story

Waiting for the Panties to Drop in Times Square

I was caught in a gathering of sleazedicks circled around painter Andy Golub as he smeared vibrant colors on the pasty, yet supple buttcheeks of a 24-year-old naturist who goes by the name Felicity Jones. Felicity was the youngest of the four females and a sole male model who we Full story

The VICE Guide to Being Gay

Everything you ever wanted to know about gayness, but were too afraid to ass. Full story

Skinema

Girls Love Girls #4

Before long, Heather is blowing smoke up Madison’s ass (when played in reverse, it looks like Madison shits out smoke. And tells you to kill your parents). Full story

Hey Ron!

Hey Ron! - Am I Watching Too Much Porn?

There are probably a few people at VICE with sticky keyboards. Those are the co-workers I won't shake hands with. Full story

Stories

All photos from Ben Rayner’s new book, Power Ballads Full story