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People Who Love God Also Love Porn

The residents of “religious” cities watch just about the same amount of porn as the godless heathens in progressive cities like San Francisco and Boston. The study is the result of adult website PornHub crunching the numbers on where their users are located. Those living in religious cities just love squirt videos! Full story

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Don't Bet on the Apocalypse

Remember those billboards during the summer of 2011 that boldly claimed the world was going to end on May 21 of that year? Those predictions were put together by a California-based Christian cult who is now destitute, because they spent all their money thinking there'd be no need… Full story

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Papal Infallibility Is a Problem for the Catholic Church

Among the many beliefs that members of the Catholic Church hold is “papal infallibility.” Benedict's resignation is the first instance the Church has had to deal with two people holding infallibility at the same time, which is troublesome. Full story

Drug Lords

Inside Mexico's narco churches. Full story

Teenage Evangelical Skaters in California's Desolate Exurbs Shred with Jesus

Lanky, lovable goofs Garrison and Kevin love Crass, skateboarding, changing their haircut and color, and Jesus. 'Only the Young,' a new documentary, follows the sweetest kids you'll ever meet. Full story

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The Half-Man's Dilemma

Consider the plight of Angus T. Jones of 'Two and a Half Men.' A true God-fearing individual could not knowingly produce such scum and lead a show that Satan is so deeply embedded in. He had to take a stand. Full story

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The Collection Plate

Catholics, keep in mind the next time the collection plate get passed, your money may not go towards buying the clergy new robes or building a soup kitchen. It could go towards anti-gay marriage bills. Full story

Interview with a Casino Priest

A casino is a place to lose money and time and wear a bad shirt (or take acid and go to a Lauryn Hill concert). What it isn’t is a place for a priest. So when I found out that Melbourne’s Crown Casino employs a full-time priest I said shit off. But they do. They really do. That m… Full story

Question of the Day

Is There an Afterlife for Animals?

When Lassie bit the big one, did she go to some Beggin' Strips-laden paradise where there's always a willing leg to hump and the toilet lid is never down, or did she just get all maggoty in the dirt behind the wooden tool shed? Full story

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Gotta Serve Nobody

Doesn't matter if you found Jesus if your music's still shit, and more on religion's annihilating ways. Full story