It's probably not going to be 100 percent dignified, but there are steps you can take to avoid it being incredibly awkward.
Leyonhjelm was in Melbourne as part of a senate inquiry into the medical and psychological effects of wind turbines. ClimActs were there to take the piss.
As normal as the office environment was, it wasn't uncommon to play with vibrators at work or flip through raunchy magazines for "research."
In my mind, it was all planned out. I would arrive at 9 PM and just after he greeted me with a kiss, I would order him to turn around.
Always check yourself before you harness the power of lightning and blast off a mountain.
This week: A woman called the cops because she heard someone say "fuck" and someone else called the cops because a stripper wouldn't have sex with him.
Tips on cam etiquette from the stars of the Miami camming convention.
Tiffany-blue Bentleys, $70,000 chairs made out of teddy bears, dinners with Al Pacino and audiences with Desmond Tutu, live-action spy fantasies, apartments for dogs, and more.
Needle play, the blanket term used to describe inserting needles into your body to get off, is quickly becoming one of the most popular forms of kink in the BDSM world.
Al-Kisa'i al-Kufi is the man who gave us one of the seven canonical readings of the Qur'an in Sunni Islam. He devoted his life to knowing and teaching the Qur'an. Along the way, he apparently fucked dudes. The lips that he used to recite divine scripture…
Director/writer Martha Washington is a cog in the massive, thick, throbbing, veiny adult film machine. I met her when I worked as a porn blogger, before I left the industry to pursue employment with far fewer tits. We recently got together to discuss the
Ass sex rules because destruction, degradation, and pain are FUN. By the time you get to the end of this article you'll be fingering your own butthole and scheming on ways to get it filled with something fun.
His dick itself was just a head, a carbuncle buried in a mass of reddish pubes and dickne. "That's a teeny schlong," I pointed out. Matthew smirked and humped the air. "Chick-fil-A serves no beef," he said, "but Jesus loves us as we are."
Sometimes when a dick is inside me I can't help but think about my family. I know that sounds totally gross, but I don't mean it in, like, an incestuous way. My dad never fucked me or anything. I think it has more to do with guilt, you know, or I'm ashame…
One of the most counterintuitive things about prisons in New York is that special sexytime conjugal visits are only allowed at maximum-security prisons.
Boobs, pills, and meat and stuff.
Mar 31, 2010
"Shit the fuck up."
I moved here 16 years ago a handsome man. That is no longer the case.