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The Truth Behind the Viral Amsterdam Glory Hole Voicenote
We called up every Dutch glory hole operator in the city to see if a girl on a hen party really accidentally gave her dad a blowjob.
This Government Agency Wants You to Use Glory Holes
The British Columbia Centre for Disease Control safe sex guidelines literally say 'glory holes' can limit the spread of COVID-19.
The Only Good Super Bowl Ad Didn't Air
The tank of creativity that traditionally fuels Super Bowl ads was running on fumes last night. The lazy, unimaginative spots were too numerous to delve into here, so let's focus on the one commercial that got it right: Doritos' "Finger Cleaner."
The Best Online Sex Ads Posted from Military Bases in Afghanistan
Despite the fact that military bases are often featured prominently in gay porn, I don’t imagine there is a whole lot of sex happening at them, IRL. Getting laid while on duty requires discretion, and propositioning the people you work with is about as...
The Glory Hole Got a Twenty-First Century Makeover
Good news! As you may have heard, the Chinese have invented a hands-free automatic sperm extractor for donors, which is basically just a flashlight vagina attached to a giant refrigerator/computer. As a donor child, I think it is total bullshit that we...