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How to Sext Without Looking Like an Idiot
There are a few things in life that everyone over the age 16 should be able to do: cook a few decent meals, navigate a new city without Google Maps, enjoy a hangover, and send a decent sext. As Benjamin Franklin once said: “In this world, nothing can be certain, except death and taxes and that you will at some point be awake at 3 AM struggling to think of a fourth nongross synonym for vagina/penis." Full story
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Why Girls Should Never Have Anal Sex
Maybe you think anal is NBD. It's just another frontier you need to cross with your partner on the long road to “becoming one." There’s nothing better, your friends will say, than letting someone enter a part of your body only the bottom of your toilet bowl has seen. But I beg to… Full story
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What Ladies Need to Know About Taking a Whiz al Fresco
It's sad that something as natural and beautiful as the act of urination becomes an inconvenience to females. But what many of you might not know is that confident women have been secretly squatting to piss in the woods for ages, and ladies, it’s about time we expose ourselves to… Full story
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How to Date South African Girls
Very few ugly South African girls end up living outside of South Africa. Somewhere between the beginning of Apartheid and the end of that movie with Morgan Freeman about Apartheid or rugby or whatever, their parents managed to simmer down the gene pool so efficiently that almost Full story
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The VICE Guide to Adulthood
We are so sick of you full-grown babies running around aimlessly—with your shoes untied and overdraft-fee receipts falling out of your pockets and grease stains on your cut-offs and employment-repellant skillsets and inability to party and go to work the next morning—that we’ve g… Full story
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The VICE Guide to Being a Lesbian
An A-Z of wisdom for girls who do girls. Because fuck you, no one ever pays any attention to us dykes anyway. We've only got one TV show, we've got about four role models, and Queen Victoria didn't even believe we existed. Full story
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An Etiquette Guide for Straight People in Gay Bars
We love having straight people hang out with us, we really do, but I'm going to break down the rules for the breeders who forget how to behave when there is a rainbow flag on the wall. For our purposes we'll be talking about gay male bars, since lesbian bars, like pandas in the w… Full story
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How to Hippy Holiday
These days I'm a Dalston punk fan with a New York rap twist, but once upon a time, I was a hippy. Full story
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The VICE Guide to Partying
Party hosting isn't something one can just dive into headlong and willy-nilly. You don't throw a baby into the deep end of an Olympic pool with five-pound weights tied to its tiny legs (unless you want it to die), do you? As a partymeister, you have to be ready for any eventualit… Full story
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Clothes in Chicago
We’ve never met the manager of Penelope's, but we’re guessing he is or is closely related to Santa—and he’s using his sexiest elves to run the shop. These are seriously the world’s tiniest hot chicks. Oh yeah, there are a couple of dogs, too. Like, actual dogs. Ugly people aren’t… Full story
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