It's not that I haven't thought about it. There are just an infinite number of things more interesting to me than sitting alone with my dick in my hand.
Men unload about the places they've pleasured themselves, experiments in hands-free fapping, and the dreaded post-orgasm depression.
No sperm? No problem. The Known Donor Registry, a social networking site for free sperm, connects women with sperm donors who will go on to have some role in their kid's life.
Years after being raped, Pavan Amara couldn't look in the mirror or bear being touched—even by a doctor. Now, with the NHS, she's set up My Body Back, a clinic for women with the same issues.
Sperm donation is an easy way to make money, but it'll make you feel judged, ruin your sex life, and haunt you with the idea that you could have genetic offspring out there somewhere.
As our work and leisure time blurs together, there remains one simple way to escape the pressures and complexities of contemporary life.
I refrained from orgasms for three weeks, then asked a professor about all the feelings I was feeling.
Being a single, straight female isn't all about wiping away gin tears and screaming into the darkness.
Disposing of sex toys can be a complicated business, but some eco-conscious shops are making a conscious effort to make sure they don't just get tossed in the dump.
Four men who had their foreskins removed talk about whether sex is better cut or uncut and whether they regret their decision.
Is jerking off in front of a screen limiting our imaginations and harming our orgasms?
Including an Italian banker who seemed wired and insisted on showing me his homemade porn videos.
There's a group of people who rely on their dolls for much more than sex. VICE talked to some doll lovers about life with their silicone partners.
In extreme cases, self-pleasuring can actually fracture your dick and rupture your arteries. Be careful out there.
You can find examples of true love anywhere, even at a workshop dedicated to teaching older couples paint-by-numbers BDSM.
We talked to the Audio Porn Tumblr about their open submission policy and the benefits of online porn with no visuals.
The husband, wife, and father-in-law who run Club 487 are keeping London's libertine spirit alive.
Boston residents celebrated the Patriots' victory with a good old-fashioned wank sesh.
Sex toy technology is improving, but the growing field of "teledildonics" is still rife with bad designs, unreliable technology, and insane-looking dildonic innovations.
Her new website is a radical examination of the female psyche through naked photos of women and frank discussions of puberty, religion, and abortion.
Like thousands of other teenagers across the UK, I spent the late 1990s waiting up after dark for movies like Body Chemistry 4: Full Exposure, because it was the best wanking material on offer.
To the surprise of no one, Pornhub's traffic spiked as snowbound Northeasterners spent Tuesday getting frisky with themselves.
As someone whose entire sex education was a 280-pound nun denouncing abortion, I'm on board with the push in the UK for sex ed being part of the curriculum from elementary school onward.
In the late 90s, Russell T. Davies changed everything with Queer as Folk. Next week, he's back with Cucumber, Banana, Tofu—a threesome of multi-platform gay programming with plenty of cock talk.