When I look back at those naked Lara Croft pictures from 1997, I can't understand why anyone would bother. They seem like an actual obstacle to jerking off. Thankfully, we've gotten a little better at this shit as time's gone by.
Some of those who swear off masturbating want to curb porn addictions. Some seek increased self-control, a better attitude on life, or just more time on their hands. He did it for all these reasons and more—and would again.
Most of the guys wanted Samantha Terry, as I had expected from the start. Initially I was intrigued to hear them vocalize it in a really roundabout way, through games of truth-or-dare and other recess excuses for gossip and disclosure, although eventually…
According to a series of charts compiled by the eggheads (dickheads?) at Pornhub's data analysis department, Russians are just like us. Maybe if we all admit we're repressed perverts beating our meat, we could stop this talk of a second Cold War.
After Samuel L. Jackson called Redtube the biggest pop culture achievement of the past 50 years, porn stars teamed up to create the #payforyourporn campaign to fight back against the tube companies they believe are lowering porn films' profits and quality…
Ari Kivikangas spends his entire life in front of a webcam. But unlike most vloggers devoted to sharing their lives with people who couldn't care less, there are no desperate pleas for followers. In fact, there's not much at all.
Since I think everyone should take advantage of their right to masturbate all month long, I have rounded up the best masturbatory tools for your pleasure. It's time for you to spend some quality time with you.
Since fleeing Brooklyn's Satmar Hasidic community, Deborah Feldman has written a bestselling memoir exposing the religion's sexist traditions, fallen in love with a German who was descended from Nazis, and gone into hiding in the middle of nowhere.
Doing the five-knuckle shuffle with a group of other men is about more than orgasms. According to Martha Cornog, coauthor of Everything You Know About Sex Is Wrong, it can be a religious-like synergistic experience.
I was ready to toss this vibrator under the abyss of my bed never to be seen again, until I realized the usefulness of such a covert vibe! Sometimes you have to masturbate in inappropriate places. I know boys secretly jerk it all the time at work, but gir…
For centuries hysteria was a legitimate and common diagnosis for women who just needed to get laid, or, at the very least, treat themselves to a few mind-blowing orgasms. But since most women in the old-timey days didn't even know they could have orgasms,…
No marquee or sign advertises the Kawakib Cinema's name or its show times, but it is a refuge for men—many of them migrant laborers from outside Jordan—to watch grainy porn anytime from 8 AM to 8 PM any day of the week to "finish and relax."
It has come to my attention that a lot of grown-ass women out there have yet to experience an orgasm, which makes me want to jump off a cliff on to a bed of sharpened dildos. Orgasms are important, and you need to be able to make yourself come. I know it
To witness Ron Jeremy have intercourse is to witness a grizzly bear eat a flamingo, or an orphan try to break into a vending machine. You don't masturbate to Ron Jeremy having sex, because using a Ron Jeremy scene to masturbate is like using a volcano to