rants on Vice

  • Pen Pals

    Valentine's Day Is a Punch to the Gunt

    Girls love a lot of nonsense, like drinking out of wine glasses. What the fuck’s that for? You can just drink cheap wine out of the bottle and it tastes lovely as virginal blood. Girls also fall for sucker shit like soap operas and shopping networks, so of course they’re going to gobble up Valentine’s propaganda. Full story

    2013 Feb 14 Bert Burykill Stuff
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  • VICE Mail

    Letters - The Mexican Issue

    How old are the editors writing your headlines? I get irony, I helped re-invent it after the 70s were over. You guys have given the words “gay” and “lame” the same meaning. Full story

    2008 Jun 1 Stuff
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  • VICE Mail

    Letters - The History Issue

    We don’t know what she’s talking about, but this is the first handwritten letter we’ve gotten in years and look how pretty it is. It’s like an antique. I wonder if she used a feather dipped in ink to write it. Full story

    2008 May 1 Stuff
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  • VICE Mail

    Letters - The Fashion Issue

    Well, it finally happened! A Vice writer got his head out of his introspective ass and did an article on an environmental issue! Full story

    2008 Apr 1 Stuff
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