rick santorum on Vice
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The Worst People
“I kind of wish everyone on Earth hadn't died,” Casey Anthony said, running her fingers through Rick Santorum's hair. “Just so we could all rub it in their stupid faces that we did survive.” Howls of laughter filled the beach. Courtney Love said, “God! We're, like, the worst people in the world!” Full story
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Boyle's Brains
Rejected GOP Campaign Strategies
Gingrich wanted to make DJ Earworm’s mash-up of 2011 popular radio hits, “World Go Boom,” his answer to all questions. Full story
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Dogmageddon
So Long, and Thanks for All the Froth
It is a mistake to confuse the high volume of a single crazy person for a chorus from the masses. Full story
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The Social Conservative Crack-Up
What once looked like a solid block of principled consistency now looks like an Etch-a-Sketch that was stolen, stripped, and left for dead in a dumpster behind the neighborhood Chik-Fil-A. Full story
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Did Rick Santorum Almost Just Call Obama the "N-Word"?
Was he really going to describe Barack as "the anti-war, government N-word"? Full story
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The Meteoric Candidate Missing from the GOP Debate
Will be hurtling remorselessly toward our small blue planet for what may or may not be a rendezvous with the destiny of all Americans, and 99 percent of Earth’s carbon-based life forms. Full story
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The Coming Age of Corporate Cannabis
Triple Hate - Part 1
The KKK vs. the Crips vs. Memphis City Council
Rave and Hardcore YouTube Comments
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