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  • I Got Stalked and It Was a Total Bummer

    I didn't think much about the phone calls until she told me that God, in fulfillment of a blood covenant revolving around the End Times, had chosen me to father her child. It's not the worst pickup line I've ever heard, but the parts about her dying seven times, needing me to come see her, aliens, and us both being "in danger" didn't inspire confidence or comfort.  Full story

    2012 Nov 8 Ben Potrykus Stuff
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