creepy clowns
A Creepy Clown Is Terrorising a Scottish Village
The “Skelmorlie Clown” has already posted a video to Facebook taunting the police.
The Creepy Clown's Guide to Buying Excellent Kitchen Knives
Who better than Stabby, Smiles, and Giggles to show off some of the best kitchen knives on the market?
This Tween Says He Beat Up a Creepy Clown with a Selfie Stick
Now the local sheriff's office is on the lookout for "evil clowns and anyone considering creepy clown activity."
Clowns Gearing Up To Protest ‘It’ Over Negative Clown Stereotypes
"You need to remember that clowns are people too.”
The Scariest Food Horror Stories So Far This Year
Covering food year-round is a constant reminder that terrifying food stories are not a seasonal phenomenon.
Pizzeria-Robbing Creepy Clowns Are Why We Can't Have Nice Things
Somewhere in the outskirts of Berlin, a cabal of clowns are maliciously spending some poor pizzeria’s hard earned money on copious amounts of seltzer and makeup sponges.
The VICE Morning Bulletin
Hillary Clinton targets red states as poll lead grows, Trump accuses House Speaker Paul Ryan of (maybe) wanting his campaign to fail, WikiLeaks says Ecuador cut Julian Assange's internet access, and more.
McDonald’s Realizing Now Is Not a Great Time to Have a Creepy-Ass Clown as Your Mascot
When these idiots finally wipe off their makeup and we’re able to objectively look back on this period of clown-driven paranoia, we’ll recognize that right now is a real low point.
Ronald McDonald Is Going Away Until People Like Clowns Again
Ronald will be hiding out in the shadows like Batman at the end of 'The Dark Knight' until the world is ready for his return.
Professional Clowns Explain How the 'Creepy Clowns' Are Affecting Business
"I just want to do some kids shows and have fun and face paint and make balloons, you know? I don't want to risk going out and possibly getting assaulted."
Someone Is Planning a 'Clown Lives Matter' March in Arizona
"We want the public to feel safe and not be afraid," a flyer advertising the march says. "So come out, bring the family, meet a clown, and get a hug!"