Lesley Arfin

  • The Issue that Suckkks

    Dear Diary

    I don’t have any boyfriends and have never gotten to first in my life. It’s probably because I make a brick wall jealous.

    Lesley Arfin
  • The 80s Issue

    Dear Diary

    I have to tell you something really weird! WAR has broke out. My friends and I are turning into hippies and having protests. Well, kind of, but this is NO JOKE.

    Lesley Arfin
  • The Iraq Issue 2002

    The VICE Guide to Surviving Junior High

    Adidas is cool. It's always cool, but make sure you know that it stands for "All Day I Dream About Sex."

    Lesley Arfin
  • The Cospiracy Theories Issue

    Dear Diary

    I just read my old diary and I'm just going to concentrate on the future. Anyway sooo much has happened. I got to first with Collin behind the diner. Big deal, not!

    Lesley Arfin
  • The Special Issue

    Dear Diary

    Last night was Maskarave. It started out really good because the music was so phat and me and Jolene got microdots. I saw Marlene and was happy.

    Lesley Arfin