Obscure Reference Guide to the Singapore Sex Video
Singapore’s fertility rate has been plummeting since the 70s. So the government released a video to encourage its citizens to show their patriotism by engaging in filthy little fuckfests. Here is a glossary of references and local slang used in the...
Hunting R.L. Stine at the Year’s Biggest Thriller Conference
I went to ThrillerFest—a three-day-long nerd orgy for the writers behind those spooky paperbacks with the embossed covers you see at checkout counters. The speakers were a bunch of obscure writers I’ve never heard of because I lost my virginity a long...
My VICE Internship Taught Me Everything I Need to Know About Having a Dick
They are unwieldy and secrete weird stuff at inappropriate times.
Cliterature - Moms and Daughters Are Creaming Over the Same Twilight Porn
"Fifty Shades of Grey" is the new BDSM novel currently dominating the nation’s menopausal demographic.
Finally, a Pastor Who Wants Women to Give Blowjobs
Pastor Mark Driscoll's new book is a reassuring Christian sex manual disguised as a "marriage guidebook" that's been pissing everyone off for the past two weeks.
Dad's Bedtime Tales No. 5
Leagues of Japanese fangirls are going rabid for yaoi, the gay manga porn that involves steamy sex scenes drawn in graphic detail of pretty boys falling in love and tossing each other's salads.
House of Holes
The best way to describe what "House of Holes" is about is if your Writing 101 professor made you write 20 stories about headless women fucking Dali's iron-dog-lampshade-penises.
China's Microblogs Are Leaking Juicy Scandals
Media censorship and China go together like holiday gluttony and a New Year's gym membership.
Savage Beloved
This week I got drunk with my friends and we all read a book that explores the moral quandaries that arise when red dick meets white pussy.
A Chat with a Cliteratress
Usually when I think about romance writers, I picture sad middle-aged women sitting in paisley-printed divans, nursing their pet kittens from their own saggy tits. Laura Moore is not this.