Michelle Lhooq

Michelle Lhooq

michelle.lhooq@vice.com

Michelle Lhooq is the Features Editor at THUMP. 

  • Here’s What’s Happening on the Internet’s Most Racist Forums

    Michelle Lhooq takes another stroll down the ass crack of the internet to find out what's happening on some of the web's most racist forums. Some of what she uncovers is so ignorant, it's almost as funny as it is sad. The glut of hate and negativity...

  • Leg Warmer Porn Is Gross

    Sheathing your legs in tubes of yarn while your feet dangle out in the cold is like popping mittens on your elbows. So why are these frumpy, outdated, and fundamentally absurd excuses for socks the source of so many boners on the internet?

  • Cruising ‘New York’ Magazine’s Wedding Convention

    After spending a few minutes nervously lurking in the shadows, I spotted my first target: a rosy-cheeked septuagenarian who was leaning against a pillar. I looked up some pickup lines on my phone because I have no game. “Are you a parking meter?” I...

  • We Spoke with Al Walser, the Euro DJ Who Trolled the Grammys

    Yesterday, everyone started collectively freaking out while trying to uncover how Al Walser—the dark horse candidate alongside more famous douchebags like Avicii, Skrillex and the Swedish House Mafia—managed to score a nomination for Best Dance...

  • The Science Behind Tripping Balls

    Recently, my trips have been horrible. They have alternated between terrifying hallucinations and mediocre experiences, but are always followed by disgust-tinged regret. I decided I needed some help from The Experts, so I devoted last weekend to...

  • Ya Got Any Gum?

    Here are three tips to make your breath smell all nice and pretty in the future.