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  • I Can’t Stop Pooping

    Around the time I started having anal sex with my high school boyfriend, my life changed forever. Specifically, it became a lot more focused on excuses for having to go to the bathroom.

  • Watching Your Baseball Team Get Blown Out Is Like Anal Sex

    With each run scored, you grind menacingly into baseball’s pelvis. Slowly at first, you rock back and forth, meeting his thrusts, opening and relaxing and accepting. Wallowing in the luscious depravity of a glorious loss, it barely registers when your...

  • The Trials and Tribulations of the Fake Hymen

    My boyfriend did not want to break my hymen. There is probably a certain sect of men who get off on popping cherries like they're a row of bubble wrap blisters, but I’m not a girl and this wasn't my first time.

  • Why Girls Should Never Have Anal Sex

    Maybe you think anal is NBD. It's just another frontier you need to cross with your partner on the long road to “becoming one." There’s nothing better, your friends will say, than letting someone enter a part of your body only the bottom of your toilet...

  • Belladonna's Ass Wide Open

    If this is a remake of that Kubrick film then I don't see the resemblance between the cover model, Bobbi Starr, and Nicole Kidman.