cats
Scientists in Wales Have Been Sewing Kittens' Eyes Shut
Cardiff University has been conducting a series of experiments in which they sew kittens' eyes shut from birth. As you can imagine, many people on the cat-lover's Mecca that is the internet got pretty angry about it. I decided to contact Cardiff...
Toxoplasmosis - Part 2
"My fellow Americans, as part of Operation: Infinite Enmity, a nation-wide curfew has been placed upon all U.S. citizens in the lower tax bracket, effective immediately.
Do Dogs and Cats Understand Us?
We are all guilty of speaking to our pets. When humans give us the cold shoulder, we are guilty of turning man’s best friend into mans personal therapist. But are our pets understanding us, or just feeling out for our homosapien vibes.
The Cat Offers Itself
While William S. Burroughs is increasingly regarded as one of the most important writers of the 20th century, but his artistic genius is often overshadowed by tales of his outlaw lifestyle. Of all the wild stories in Burroughs’s life, the best (and...
Kuppy-Cats!
The room went silent as the scientist slowly opened the cage door and gently removed a two-week-old specimen of his own invention, plainly stating, “Behold the final frontier of cute: the kuppy-cat.”
Lil Bub & Friendz: Teaser Trailer
Recognize this guy? It's Lil Bub, the cat from the internet that makes everybody go: “oooohhaawwwwwmygggggodddd” when they see her divine countenance.
Cats Who Shop: One Man's Story
Yesterday, I was just minding my own business as usual when I decided to pop into a neighborhood deli here in New York City to pick up a few things before I had a goddamn seizure or something. As soon as I stepped into the place I encountered the cat...
I Hate Kitties
Sometimes we go a little overboard with our open obsession for anything that purrs, so we felt it was high time to reel in our emotions with some good old fashioned cat bashing. Without further ado, here is a video from Reed + Rader about a lady who...
Cats Are More Than Eye Candy
Look at these photos highlighting the individual personalities of nine cats for a little feline-sensitivity training, you asshole.
Teabreak Outrage Medic and Other Human Beings
TOM is the man whose love of soothing warm drinks cost another person their life and condemned him to sit sheepishly alongside the likes of "Canoe Wife," "Balcony Leap Dad," and "Shoe Bomber" for all eternity.