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There Is So Much Wrong with 'Jurassic Park'
I went to see 'Jurassic Park 3D' yesterday. I'm glad I got to see it in 3D on a giant screen because it gave me an opportunity to see that the entire movie is a gigantic fucking wreck.
I'm Sick of Pretending: I Don't "Get" Beyoncé
As a gay man with a lot of gay friends, I'd estimate that roughly 30 percent of my conversations are related to Beyoncé in some way. But I don't think I can do it anymore, guys. I'm finally ready to admit it: I really, really, really just don't give...
Cry-Baby of the Week
This week: the policewoman who's suing someone because she tripped on a curb versus Busta Rhymes.
Cry-Baby of the Week
This week: the guy with dicks on his face versus the school that banned granola bars.
What Do Hate Groups Think of Anne Hathaway?
Last week I called a bunch of hate groups to see how they felt about Jennifer Lawrence, and it turned out they, like everyone else on Earth, all liked her (kinda). So this week I decided to call up a few more hate groups and see what their feelings...
I Got Saved at San Diego's Creationist Museum (Just Kidding, It Sucked)
In addition to the fancy multimillion dollar creation museum in Kentucky, there are several smaller, shittier ones dotted around the US. Last weekend, I took a trip to the one in San Diego called the Creation and Earth History Museum.
What Do Hate Groups Think of Jennifer Lawrence?
Have you ever met anyone who doesn't like Jennifer Lawrence? No? Me either. But in the interest of presenting a fair and balanced argument, I decided to try and find some people who hate her. And who hates more shit than members of hate groups?
Cry-Baby of the Week
This week: the woman who hates food named after grenades, versus the teachers who hate a Pop-Tart shaped like a gun.
Cry-Baby of the Week
This week: The mystery Christian arsonists from Essex vs. The mystery parents who got a basketball coach fired.
Employees of the Month
Above all else, James Pogue is looking for a free place to stay, if you know anyone with an apartment he can housesit for the next few years. His essays and journalism have appeared in 'n+1,' the 'Oxford American,' and the 'New Yorker.'
I Went to a Futuristic Hippie Commune in the Desert
An hour or so outside of Phoenix, Arizona, lies the town of Arcosanti. According to the sign on the way in, Arcosanti is an "urban laboratory," which sounds like a church-run program to trick inner-city kids into becoming Christians, so I'm not sure...