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The Family Man Responds
You really want to take my children into the street? Go ahead, my wife needs some peace and I work nights all this week. Good luck with that, though. I seriously think you have no fucking idea what you're getting yourself into. First off my daughter is...
Watch This Hero
When you first start listening to Preacher Phil Snider's speech on gay marriage, you'll probably want to duck out because he sounds like a hateful lunatic who thinks that gays and pedophiles are cut from the same cloth. But stick it out, it's worth it.
XXYYXX Says He's the Head of the Illuminati
XXYYXX is not only a 16-year-old producer with an annoying name, he's also a musical prodigy. While a lot of kids his age are skipping school to huff glue (that's what I did), he devotes himself to making ghostly, Weeknd-esque slow-jams, like a web 2....
Did This Teenage Brainiac Cure Cancer?
Fifteen-year-old Jack Andraka invented a tool to diagnose cancer that is 160 times faster, 100 times less expensive, and 400 times more sensitive than previous cancer-testing procedures. We asked him how he got so smart.
What Kids Say About Their Town
I ricocheted between my divorced parents, both of whom were gadabout grifters, so I grew up all over this country and others. It made for a lot of social anxiety in a child, but I understood that different people do things differently, and it’s all...
There's a Camp for That
if you can afford to keep your kid out of the workforce, why not send them to the trendiest, most sickeningly competitive and failure-ridden sector of the economy?
Why Be a Tranny When You Can Be a Tranimal
They look like the offspring of Josef Mengele, Pamela Rooke, and Chernobyl.
What Your Kids' Clothes Say About You
Here are some trendy statements you can make by swathing your kids’ bodies in fabric.
Hey Ron! - When Should I Get Pregnant?
A better way to phrase this question is, "When is the right time to obliterate my youth?"
Are Thirty People Walking Around a Town in England High on 2C-B?
Because if they are, we just spoke to one of them.
How to Raise Hip Kids
Here are a few fun tips for how to prepare your children for the tribulations of adult life.