stories
Our Piss Dungeon Has Hit the Big Time!
You all remember The Piss Dungeon, right? The story we broke back in March about a guy we knew who found a masturbating piss-fetishist hiding behind the urinals of a London pub so that men would piss onto his face without knowing it? Well, the Sun just...
Ivor Cutler
In a perfect world everyone’s grandfather would be a kindly yet razor-sharp old goof just like Ivor Cutler (and we’d also be able to fly).
An Interview With My Coke Dealer
We've all got dealers we like to call "our guys," but aside from their numbers, general delivery hours, and where they usually are at 1:30 AM Saturday morning, how much do we really know about them?
An Interview with a Lady Who Is a Urologist
So there's this very cute Italian girl who happens to be a professional urologist, which means that she handles cocks all day, every day. From seven in the morning to seven in the evening, she checks out cocks. Let's talk to her. About cocks.
Vice Fashion - Cabby Cuffers
People who get into taxis are usually drunk or high or running late and as such think it’s all about them. Keep in mind that the dude getting you to your destination has seen it all—more horrendous shit than you could likely imagine.
I Got Myself Shot
Bouts of drinking tend to end with either a bang or a whimper-rarely, however, both.
The First Annual Story Awards - La Familia
When I was eight years old my mom started getting into coke big time. She went from a little-town shitty job to a big-city executive job for a huge company and I guess it was too much for her.
The First Annual Story Awards - Action!
This was in Florida in like 1983. It was me and a few fellow metalhead kids riding around, smoking weed, and blasting music. Kill ’Em All had just come out and we were going fucking crazy for it.
The First Annual Story Awards - Romance
It was my birthday, and I was sitting at work. I always like to do something on my birthday-I hate birthday parties, but I like to do something else to spoil myself.
The First Annual Story Awards - True Crime
I was working at an art warehouse in Chelsea in like 1994. I was riding my bike home and it was snowing really hard. I got squeezed in between a car and a bus, and I ended up knocking the side-view mirror on the car pretty bad.