Now that we're completely desensitized to celebrities treating animals like furry little infants, $500 snake skin pet carriers and leather mod jackets for dogs seem normal. But once you discover people are stuffing their birds into Santa Claus and groomsmen costumes, the impending apocalypse starts to look like a great idea.Just take a gander at Avian Fashions, home of the revolutionary bird diaper. Now you don't have to worry about remembering to pick up a copy of the Village Voice every week—all you have to do is Velcro one of the patented "FlightSuits" on Crackers and let the good times flow. And what winged creature wouldn't want to wear a leash? You know, in case birdy tries to fly away from a person who locks it in a cage all day and makes it shit all over its tail feathers. Still think it's a joke? Check out the instructional video.