Next weekend, all the world's media outlets will send out thousands of reporters to shoot the same footage from the same angles of the same two people for hours and hours and hours on end. Luckily, we've spent the last few months speaking to people no one else will have bothered to speak to, and the result is our new documentary, Royal Wedding – a tour of the peripheries of British society that takes in phallus-building anarchists pledging to fornicate en masse in the royal carriage's path, radical Muslim clerics, porn star lookalike royals and two bald racists in Malta who sincerely believe that Prince William's the man to resume King Arthur's murderous Christian Crusades.Click here to watch the documentary at VBS now.
