Photo by Bruce LaBruceI don’t want this column to become too Canuck-centric, but as Canada is rapidly becoming the 51st state (of a country in the midst of a catastrophic decline – leave it to Canadians to jump on a bandwagon that’s about to plummet off a cliff), I think everyone ought to know exactly what’s going on in the Land of Nod.Not much, as it turns out. A New York friend of mine visiting Bore-onto several years ago said that he didn’t understand how three million people could get into so little trouble. (If you include the suburbs – and sometimes you have to – it’s more like five million.) A misguided friend visiting from Berlin last week was astonished at how preternaturally quiet the downtown core was. As we walked through the alleys and sidewalks of various Toronto neighbourhoods, it was like the proverbial ghost town: not a soul on the streets, no stray cats, not even the sound of a dog barking. Even when we looked in the windows of the houses, there seemed to be no one moving around inside – lights on, nobody home. Did someone drop a neutron bomb? A zombie apocalypse of some kind didn’t seem entirely out of the question. No wonder, I often think while riding my bike home late at night through the dead, empty streets, that even though Toronto is only an hour by plane from New York, so many people from that over-crammed metropolis never bother to come here.
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