An Interview with a Lady Who Is a Urologist

So there’s this very cute Italian girl who happens to be a professional urologist, which means that she handles cocks all day, every day. From seven in the morning to seven in the evening, she checks out cocks. Let’s talk to her. About cocks.

Vice: How many penises do you see each day?

Chiara:

Tell me about the biggest, the smallest, and the most disgusting penises you’ve ever seen.

Oh God, I’m going to barf. Now tell me about the biggest.

What’s the strangest disease you’ve seen?

Is it true that penises can break?

How do you fix it?

Fuck! You have to sometimes stick needles into dicks. What’s one reason for that?

How do those work?

So the guy pumps his penis until it gets hard?

Have you ever inserted one?

Why would an average 25-year-old guy visit a urologist?

Tell me your most insane story. The one you save for your friends at the bar.

Good one. What’s your daily routine?

Do they ever get hard?

What type of advice did you give him?

What do you mean?

Do you ever have to deal with cum?

Were you ever in the operating room during a sex change?

What about those penis-lengthening operations. Are they bullshit?