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Annons
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Easy one, right? I mean, the empty-eyed brainwashed look doesn’t really “do it” for me, but they had that whole free-spirit 60s thing going where they would have no-strings-attached sex with you in a field of flowers and then they can just coldly hit you up for gas money and walk away but you get emotionally involved and want to hang out with them all the time and then you meet their boyfriend, Charlie and—shit. Why do pretty, clean girls like that always fall for long-hairs who play folksy bullshit on acoustic guitar?
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I don’t feel like I need to make a case for the better half of Bonnie and Clyde, because holy crap, look at that picture! It’s literally everything you could ever want in a woman. Her story is way better than Romeo & Juliet, which was about a teenaged couple killing each other over a miscommunication. Dying in a hail of bullets is much more romantic.
Annons
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Fun fact: Sarah Silverman killed a bunch of people. I would still have sex with her.
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Most female serial killers are about as good-looking as male serial killers—which is to say, they’ve got faces like the axes they chop their parents into pieces with. The Romanian heiress Vera Renczi, on the other hand, had the looks in the 1920s and 30s to turn men into cartoon caricatures of lust. She also turned 35 men into corpses, non-metaphorically, by poisoning them out of insane jealousy. If she were arrested today, the Daily Mail would devote an entire year’s worth of covers to her, and for good reason.
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It’s OK. Everyone has that fantasy where Eva’s beating you with a riding crop and screaming at you in German and you wake up with a massive erection. Perfectly normal. Speaking of the unspeakable, here she is in blackface. Pleasant dreams.