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Anyway sit down for this: the trend is a 'man braid'. Yes: the spiritual brother to the man bun. Yes: not just a braid but a man braid, a strong and manly braid, a braid that drinks lager and has a favourite car, a braid that has opinions about Harry Kane and the quiet respect of a loyal dog, a braid that has a favourite film and that film is Fight Club. Yes: braiding, an Afro-Caribbean hair technique going back generations, now transplanted onto the top of the heads of white Instagram bros with short back and sides, and that is considered new. Can your mind even deal with this new revolution in men's hairstyling? Can you fucking even cope with this?On NOISEY: Hold On A Minute – Why Is Tyler The Creator Banned From The UK If Donald Trump Isn't?
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And so onto beards: BBC Magazine today has a bit about a study in the Journal of Hospital Infection found that – by swabbing the faces of 408 hospital staff, with and without facial hair – those with beards were less likely to be carrying around bacteria-ry stuff on them. The initial thought was that regular shaving might cause microabrasions that harboured more germs and MRSA-causing stuff, but further study found that it's possible the beards themselves were fighting the germs, with a sort of mystery beard microbe going around shutting things down. Tests showed the beard microbe – part of the staphylococcus epidermidis species – were effective at killing even the most drug-resistant E. coli. So in short: next time you eat some bad chicken at a wedding and get the E. Coli shits, rub your face on ZZ Top.On MUNCHIES: Controversial Study Claims Chocolate Milk Can Treat Concussions
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