Tyler, the Creator recently called Vice out via Twitter for ignoring that video of him eating a cockroach and hanging himself that got 50 million views or whatever. So we said, “OK, bub, if you feel neglected why don’t you write something for us. You don’t even have to physically put it down on a piece of paper. You’re saying weird shit all the time. Just come up with an idea, walk around with a tape recorder for a few minutes, and get someone to type what you said into a computer or phone. We are a magazine, after all.” A week later he emailed us the rumination below and said he wanted to write captions for photos Terry Richardson took of him and some of his Odd Future buds. We happily obliged.
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This is Damien. ’Nuff said.
This is Syd. She loves penis. She would never turn gay.
This is Domo, hands down the skinniest member of the group.
This is Left Brain. That is his nose.
This is Tyler. He’s buff as fuck and has one of the smallest bottom lips EVER.
This is Terry Richardson. He fucks bitches and does real nigga shit. He recently bought some rims.
