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Tim Vine Tells Better Jokes Than You

"Black Beauty? He was a dark horse." Perhaps making an entire career out of telling jokes so reliant on punning and wordplay could only ever happen in England.

The Naked Gun

Airplane!

The Joke-amotive

Punslinger

Vice: I had an aunt who lived in Cheam, where you grew up, and it is definitely not the kind of place that makes me laugh out loud when I think of it.

Tim Vine:

Growing up in Cheam, was there anything that made you want to tell jokes in the way that you do today?

Muppet Show

Did you start doing one-liners right from the off when you began doing stand-up?

Annons

How did you come up with the idea of taking on the world record for jokes told in an hour?

How do you actually remember 499 jokes?

So the punport is like your version of Bob Monkhouse’s gag book?

50 TIM VINE ONE-LINERS

Collateral

All jokes taken from

by Tim Vine, which is out now published by Century Books.