David Miliband: A Youtube Mind Map

Poor big brother David Miliband has been putting on a brave face since his lil bro beat him in the political popularity contest; but we're worried about him. He's the bigger brother you see, the first to walk, talk and vote, plus he's the brother who doesn't look like a thumb with a face tattooed on it. David's not used to finishing second in that family and his Mother will know this will be quite a blow for him. To help her out, here is an internet mind-map of Mr D Miliband's current psychological state.

He might be feeling a little bit left out now that all his pals prefer his little brother.
Why do they think he's so great, he's an idiot!

He might feel that this isn't the first time Ed has stolen what was rightfully Dave's.
Why does he have to hang around with me all the time, why can't he get his own life?

He might feel that Ed's just doing this on purpose to upset Dave.
I was always a good brother, why does Ed have to treat me so cruelly, what sick kick does he get from it?

He might be surprised at his brother's success.
The stupidest people are the bloody Labour Party. I'm way better than Ed, I'm stronger and better at sports, I know more foreign dignitaries and there are more posters of me on the bedroom walls of young voters then there are of him.

He might also be feeling a little confused. After all, now Ed is the big guy, the boss, and David can't help but respect that.
God Ed's done well hasn't he? And doesn't he wear success well? I wish I was more like Ed. I wish I was Ed. I wish I was with Ed?

ED BALLZ