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Cum On My Tattoos 4

Vice: Hi, boss lady. Joanna Angel: I thought we were going to be able to do this legally
Photo by Chris Nieratko

CUM ON MY TATTOOS 4

Burningangel.com Dir: Joanna Angel

Rating: 9

Vice: Hi, boss lady.

Joanna Angel:

Photo by Chris Nieratko

Illegal phone sex? I’m nervous.

Should we do this later?

We’re living on the edge.

Yes. Awesome. And dirty.

What would you prefer?

But now I’m under your employ.

I suppose you should sexily tell me how my performance has been on the job.

Is it in your mouth?

Swallow it. Swallow the sandwich.

Annons

Drink it.

Do you like that?

That would be good. If you could incorporate my name into it as well, that would help.

Has my performance warranted some sort of disciplinary action?

Before you do so, could you please inform me as to what types of garments you are currently wearing? I am wearing a little gray dress and pink tube socks and— I believe the correct response is “Nothing.” I was going to get to that, God. I’m not wearing any panties and I was going to tell you that once I got done describing my outfit. If I said “Nothing” then you would know I wasn’t telling the truth. You’re not driving in your car naked? No, but I’m driving around without panties because I’m such a whore and that way if I find someone on the highway I want to have sex with it would be really easy. Do you even own a pair of panties? Yes. One pair but they are crotchless. Could you exit your car, nude, and allow an entire vehicle to drive up inside your vagina because you are a porn star? Yeah. I’ll do that right now. Let me pull over. I’m on the side of the highway. I’m spreading my legs open and my pussy is, oh, so wet. And now a car is going in. Vroom vroom. How many cars? Just one. Let it get in there a little bit. Could you also insert an automobile into your not-front-part? Let me see if any automobiles here want to do that. OK. I have found someone. It’s a big Escalade. I would also enjoy an Escalade in your mouth. But then I won’t be able to talk. Oh. Right. Then that would defeat the purpose of this conversation. I’m not well versed in this manner of talk. That’s because you suck. I don’t feel very stimulated by this dialogue. Why? I’m eating a sandwich. Do we need to go in a different direction? You’re not committed to my satisfaction. What gets you going? What more can you ask for? I’m trying everything. I put a car in my ass and pussy and that wasn’t good enough for you? Is there any way I could have a rebate and we could try this again some other time? Yeah, we can try it again. That’s cool.

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