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Animals Vs. Us

Not content with destroying half the world via floods, earthquakes, tsunamis, Katy Perry, snowstorms, riots, and halfwits who won't stop talking about 2012, God is making all the animals go totally crazy.
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Vice: Hello. You are a program officer for climate change at the International Union for Conservation of Nature, right?

Wendy Foden:

We’ve been receiving reports that climate change is affecting the way animals behave.

Really…

What is going to happen? Are animals trying to hasten the end of the world?

Well said! Thank you very much, Wendy. We will now present our readers with a list of some of the aberrant creature behavior that prompted us to contact you in the first place.

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