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There are two main differences when it comes to going on the piss in South Wales - staying local or going to town. Either one will be ridiculous. If you opt to stay local be prepared to witness drunk and naked rugby boys (possibly in fancy dress) who will piss, shit and puke anywhere.
Despite being award-winningly homophobic, these guys are very excited about rubbing and shaking their cocks all over each other. Luckily for us ladies though they drink through that stage after about 15 beers and will try and chat you up near the end of the night even though they have spent the last hour weeing on each other’s hands.
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