Videomoan

In my last job I was hooked up to the office stereo, and so all of my colleagues would know if I decided to find out about the hot new extreme sports must-have first thing in the morning. I quit eventually and didn't delete my downloads folder, so all of the pictures of Megan Fox I used to save, not really knowing why (maybe because she's like a sexy man with tits), are all there. Anyway, now I have less jobs I'm able to find lots of zeitgeisty memes for you to watch. Here are some of them.

1. Stupid Americans. The via TVWade edition

I don't know how old this video is, or where the other entries for the Super Broker Shuffle are, but this shit is amazing. More businesses should splash out on team-building exercises. Some of these guys look like they're actually about to drop dead during their verse, but even if they did I bet they'd be happy it was within a harmonious working environment.

2. Stupid kids. The Izak edition

I feel really sorry for kids who have had the internet since birth, because they think it's a good idea to broadcast their goofiness to the world. Especially this guy who only covers Cheryl Cole or Shakira or Take That or other shit. What sort of a chance has he got in life? I know he's, like, six, but he doesn't even know the words to the fucking song. Sort it out, Izak.

3. Stupid adverts. The Scientology edition

Not only do these anti-drug adverts make no sense, but this one actually makes me want to try acid. I knew the Church of Scientology was raking it in, but I didn't think they could afford to produce a series of adverts that are this slick, trying to fool people into believing the plot of Nuke 'Em High. Reality is the prison of the mind.

4. Stupid men. The "I need to get buff" edition

This video has been floating around everywhere for a few days now. It's like a real-life rendition of that episode of King of the Hill where Bill joins a weightlifting club full of steroid-head maniacs. I really don't know what would possess a person to even attempt to do something like this (or go to the gym in the first place). This guy's New Year's resolution was to become a fucking asshole.

5. Cool old people. The "I will mash you up, you pussyclart" edition

If this woman is actually dead, we have truly lost a gem. If and when I develop dementia, I hope to God that I adopt some sort of urban tongueand gangster demeanor. I love old people that don't make me feel sorry for them.