Interviews with People Who Just Had Sex With Each Other

The rules here were simple. We waited downstairs while these couples fucked, then we came in and got the play-by-play after they were done.

AHAVA & LD

Vice: So you guys just did it…

LD:

Ahava:

LD:

Ahava:

OK, what next? Were you horny yet?

Ahava:

LD:

So you were definitely ready. How long did this take?

LD:

Ahava:

LD:

Ahava:

What next?

Ahava:

LD:

Ahava:

LD:

Ahava:

Why so short?

LD:

Ahava:

ever

LD:

Ahava:

So the minute-long blowjob was over and then…

LD:

Were you wet yet?

Ahava:

LD:

Ahava:

LD:

Did you enjoy it?

LD:

Ahava:

LD:

Ahava:

Were you being loud?

LD:

Ahava:

LD:

Ahava:

Do you guys ever talk in bed?

LD:

Ahava:

Were you both enjoying her being on top?

LD:

Ahava:

LD:

Ahava:

What did you think when she came?

LD:

Were you touching her at all or just fucking?

LD:

Ahava: You were touching me! LD: Yeah, your breasts, I thought we were talking about your clit. Do you like it that he just lays there? Ahava: Yeah. It’s kind of irritating when people are so hands-on. I know what I’m doing! I feel like there are times when people are fucking me where I just let them fuck me. So she came. What next? LD: We shifted, and we went through a series of positions. I was on top, like traditional missionary style, then we did it on our sides for a while, then back to missionary. That was what it was, really, it was just sex. Anything else happening during this? LD: Just straight fucking, nothing special. Ahava: There was biting. LD: Yeah, on her arms, shoulders, and back. This is still a relatively new concept, biting to hurt, so I didn’t really know. Biting sounds special. But anyway, keep going. LD: Then she was on her belly. It was like doggy style but not arched, she was just lying sorta facedown on the mattress. What I really like about that is that when you push down on the girl, the bedsprings push her back into you, so she’s like involuntarily bouncing on the bed, and that’s a really good visual. It’s sort of like A Night at the Roxbury when they bounce the girl between them. But you need bedsprings, so I recommend sex on a bed. Did you like that? Ahava: Yeah, ’cause he was biting my back and he was into it, so I was into it. But, when he was ready to move on I was fine with it. What came next? Ahava: Then we were on our sides again, and he started fingering my ass. I was definitely into that. Was that a test to see if you could get your dick in there? LD: No, ’cause we’ve had anal sex before. Every time before she was like, “You have to get me ready.” At one point I managed to get like four fingers in, I was really impressed! I don’t even know if she realized. Ahava: It felt different, and I was a little confused, but it was still enjoyable. I didn’t ask questions. LD: Now that I know she doesn’t ask questions, I’m going to do whatever the fuck I want. Did you go straight from there into anal? Ahava: No, I objected at first. I thought he was just going to go for it, and then I told him there needs to be lube and there needs to be touching first. LD: I got this amazing lube, for free! After Hours Inc. They just gave it to me on a street corner in Bushwick. Free condoms, free lube, free HIV tests. It’s the best lube I’ve ever used, her ass was like a slip ’n slide. Are you normally into anal? Ahava: Yeah, I like it because all these girls say it’s degrading, but it’s really not. The guy has to work for it, it’s not like he can just slip it in. Plus, the guy’s really engaged because of having to work for it. LD: There’s a lot to be gained for the dude, so you pay more attention than you normally would. If you want to have anal sex, you definitely have to put more effort into it. It’s almost like you have to physically convince the woman to do it. Ahava: Regardless of lube it’s never not painful, but I’m kind of into physical pain with sex. I was definitely wet from it. Plus, he was touching me a bit. There’s definitely a time when you can’t do it anymore. LD: Which is what happened when my dick accidentally slipped out. Ahava: I turned around and was like, “OK, that’s enough.” LD: Worst mistake of my life. How did you recover? LD: I decided the only way I was going to come was to jerk myself off. I could feel it going that way. It always takes me a while to have an orgasm via sex. We went into missionary after the anal, but it was taking a while. I’ve given myself so many handjobs, I know how to get off in a minute. Ahava: You know your own stuff the best. LD: Anyway, I figured maybe she was getting tired. Ahava: No, I was still into it. You would have known if I wasn’t. LD: I sort of kneeled over her face and asked her to lick my balls. Ahava: Then I licked his ass. Were you asked to do that or was it your own initative? Ahava: A little of both. He asked me to lick his balls, which I was doing. Then he moved his body up further, so I just went for it. It was the first time I did it, but I got into it, because of his reaction. LD: It was awesome. Half of me was like, “This feels so good,” and the other half of me was like, “I can’t believe she’s doing this!” I’m really into girls who are into trying things. Then I came on her face, which I was super into. To put it in the most Neanderthal terms, it’s like a mark that you were there, and that’s pretty great. Ahava: I’m a little submissive, so I was into it. Was this the best sex you’ve ever had with each other? Both: Definitely.

ANDY & ALANA

Vice: OK. Take it from the top.

Andy:

Alana:

How did you get started?

Andy:

Alana:

If you say so. What else?

Andy:

Alana:

Andy:

Alana:

Andy:

Alana:

Andy:

Played with it how?

Alana:

Andy:

Alana:

Andy:

Alana:

Any oral at all? Alana: I need to know a guy well before we go there, and we haven’t known each other very long. So at this point were you just fucking, or was there any touching too? Alana: I would say we were just fucking, but it didn’t seem like just fucking at the time. Andy: We made out a little in the beginning, when we were working into it. It started out slow. We were easing into it at first. Alana: But not for long. I wanted it harder and faster, and it happened, which was awesome. Andy: I was enjoying it because she was holding on to the bars of the bed, and girls grabbing on to things is always a turn-on. It’s kind of like when girls squeeze the pillow, but better. Any changes in position? Andy: I was still on top, and I bent her legs more toward her stomach. And I was really pounding. Alana: I was pretty close to coming, but only when he bent my legs. It hit a different spot then. Andy: Then I came inside her, since she had her period, and that was really nice. Alana: Yeah, it was really nice that he didn’t have to pull out and do that whole thing. Andy: We should that do more often. Why are you both so touched by this cream-pie business? Andy: We didn’t have to go through the whole jerking off at the end. Alana: He could stay inside me and there was no stress about it. Did the period change anything else? Alana: Well, we laid the blanket out, but it didn’t end up being that messy. Andy: My shit was all bloodied up when were done. But, listen, I’m not going to take away sex days because of her period. None of that “the woman has to go out into the woods for a week.” Fuck that.

CAITLIN & ANDY

Vice: Hey, you’re the same guy as the last interview. Are you a man-whore?

Andy:

OK, stud. This was a bit of an afternoon delight, huh? Walk me through it.

Caitlin:

Andy:

Caitlin:

Andy:

Like, five, ten minutes?

Caitlin:

What does that say about you?

Caitlin:

laughs all around

How’d you get into it the second time?

Andy:

Caitlin:

Andy:

Caitlin:

What was happening with the boobs?

Andy:

Caitlin:

Andy:

Caitlin: Well, me no likey no babies. I had these fancy Swedish and Japanese condoms. Andy: There’s definitely a difference. They’re very thin and they don’t seem to be just like, tubular. They’re more cock-shaped, I guess? Who was on top? Caitlin: Andy, ’cause he had left and come back, so I was sort of lying there. Were you wet yet? Caitlin: Yeah, no awkwardness, he could just get in there. It’s usually not a problem for me, just slip ’n slide, ready to go. How was the missionary going? Andy: It was nice. Then we got more into it. Caitlin: It was pretty fast, and then I was grabbing his ass to get him to slow down because it felt really good. Andy: She wrapped her legs around me, which was hot. Then we intertwined legs. Caitlin: It was a good missionary, a good take on an old classic. Any coming? Caitlin: I did. It was a great orgasm. I usually come from just penetration. It tends to be the easiest way for me to get off. I found out in college that a lot of my friends are not like that. Lucky you. Anyway, did you stay in missionary the whole time? Andy: We stayed in it for a little bit, then we went into doggy style. Caitlin: I was on my elbows, because it was more comfortable. Andy: It was great, but then I got tired, and we just stopped. You just stopped? That’s it? You didn’t come? Andy: I came earlier this morning. And I’m hungover. Caitlin: I didn’t come that first time, so we evened it out.

TINA & BUCHANAN

Vice: How was the fucking?

Buchanan:

Tina:

Buchanan:

Tina:

Buchanan:

Tina:

Were the pants still on?

Buchanan:

Tina:

Buchanan:

Tina:

Buchanan:

Tina:

Whoa, slow down there. Let’s go back.

Tina:

Buchanan:

Tina: I was moving my ass up and down. There was lots of moaning. Are you usually loud? Tina: Not unless I like someone. If it’s just happening to happen, then no moaning. But if it’s someone special, I express it. That’s why we put on the Bob Dylan. Buchanan: His frequencies can cover anything. I was also saying her pussy was hot. Tina: There was definitely expression. OK, what next? Buchanan: She came, and we slowed it down for a bit. I kept my fingers in her, but I started kissing her mouth and stuff. Tina: I came the first time within two minutes. The second, third, and fourth time were all consecutive. Then I was like, “This is stupid, you can’t just give to me, reciprocation is important.” So I went down on her. Buchanan: I don’t usually let girls do that to me. It’s just my preference. I was sitting on the couch and she was on the floor, and I was grabbing onto her hair and she had fingers in me. She has nice hands. Tina: I don’t go in that far, though. I have long fingers. Did you come? Buchanan: Yes, which is a new thing to me. It’s only been happening the past couple of years. Tina: Yeah, we fucked the shit out of each other. First she fucked the shit out of me, then I fucked the shit out of her. She finally let me touch her shit. How’d you finish up? Buchanan: We had a smoke, had a little more whiskey, listened to the Mamas and the Papas. We drew happy faces on each other, around our moles. Cute.

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