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The Iraq Issue 2007

The VICE Guide To Iraq

Iraq is more than just exploding bodies, bloodthirsty zealots, and confused American soldiers. It’s also got spicy meat soups and raisin-juice, verdant rose bushes, and centuries of culture and tradition.

Photo by Kevin Smith

Photo by Reuters

RAA’ IS FOR RASHEED STREET

ZAAI IS FOR ZARQAWI

SEEN IS FOR SA’AH RESTAURANT

SHEEN IS FOR SHAY

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SAAD IS FOR SAYD CLUB (NADI IL SAYD)

DHAAD IS FOR DHARBA (ATTACK)

TAH IS FOR TAREEQ IL MATAR (AIRPORT ROAD)

DHA IS FOR DHILAL

AIN IS FOR ’ASHURAA

GHAIN IS FOR KING GHAZI

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FAA’ IS FOR FERIDA

QAAF IS FOR QOOZI

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KAAF IS FOR KATHUM AL-SAHIR

HAA’ IS FOR HUMMER 
These boxy US military vehicles have become an inbuilt part of post-invasion Iraqi culture. When a fleet of Hummers passes by any Iraqi street, people tend to keep a distance, lest they are shot at by the jumpy American soldiers inside. The sight of a Hummer in any neighborhood means trouble. If Americans are attacked, all hell breaks loose in the shape of detentions and random gunfire. To Iraqi children in more rundown areas, Hummers means US-made candy bars from less aggressive soldiers. WAW IS FOR WARD JOORI
These bright-colored Iraqi roses look as nice as they smell. Iraqis are fond of gardening and ward joori really brighten the landscape. In springtime, schoolgirls like to pick red, pink, and white flowers to give to their teachers as a token of respect. YAA’ IS FOR YEZIDIS
The Yezidis are an ancient Iraqi devil-worshipping sect. Originally from northern Iraq, they bow down to Melek Ta’us (the Peacock Angel) whom they also call Shaytan (Satan). Melek Ta’us is basically Lucifer except the Yezidi side of the story of creation says that God gave Lucifer props and a camp peacock outfit for defying his orders. MINO JIBILLA