Joel Golby
Joel Golby is a writer for VICE UK and the author of the book Brilliant, Brilliant, Brilliant, Brilliant, Brilliant
Idiots Are Doing That Thing Where They Dress Up as Clowns and Act Like Pricks Again
Clown attacks are back, just as they are every October, just as they always shall be.
Some Important Questions for the Man Who Has Been Bitten On the Dick Twice By a Spider
The primary question, I suppose is: is this a superhero origin story, or is this man an idiot?
Brilliant News: Exercise May Offset All the Horrors You Do to Your Body With Drinking
Cheers! But also: not cheers?
Other Places in London that Should Close Based on the Number of Deaths There
If we closed things down just because people occasionally died there, we wouldn't have gyms, hotels or police cells.
Features We Want – Nay, Demand – From the New iPhone 7
A simple list of demands from us to you (providing 'you' are 'an Apple representative or employee').
Fuck Barb: Why the Breakout 'Stranger Things' Character Actually Sucks
Barb Sucks, an exhaustive theory.
I Drank Beer in the Future Thanks to Virtual Reality
We've invented a new way to drink beer. But in doing so, are we turning ever further from God's light?
The VICE Interview: Joe Gilgun
The star of 'This Is England', 'Misfits' and now 'Preacher' talks about scrapping, bald patches and playing 'Call of Duty' too much.
A Guy in Swindon Used His Dick to Hide Seven Grams of Cocaine from the Police
Suddenly, shoving a wrap of cocaine up your arse seems like... quite a nice prospect?
Picking Apart the Trailer for ‘xXx: Return of Xander Cage’, the Greatest Film Ever Made
I can tell you already from the trailer alone that there will never be a better film than this.
Two Pilots Arrested In Scotland For Trying To Fly Drunk, Knight Them Immediately TBH
Who amongst us does not truly think, deep down, that we can't do our job pissed?
Your Pokémon Go News For the Day: This Sex Shop Is Now a Popular Pokéstop
Your body craves and needs Pokémon Go news.