John Saward
Keeping It Casual: A Day with South Carolina's 21st Century Racists
In Laurens, South Carolina, there's a view that any racial prejudice tamer than snarling dogs, fire hoses, and "Whites Only" signs isn't really racism, but something ingrained in a lost culture, and therefore is forgivable.
The Kardashians Are My Beautiful Dark Twisted Fantasy
'Keeping Up with the Kardashians' Is My Beautiful Dark Twisted Fantasy
John at the Bar
I worked at a bar for five years. It was one of those bars that are there to preserve a moment, a state of being, nothing ever changing; crypts with golden sarcophagi, men who can exist as royalty for all eternity.
‘I'm Really Rich’: Donald Trump, the American Dream, and the Art of Having No Shame
Fraud, huckster, Nacho Cheese Dorito-dusted goiter wrapped in a full Windsor knot – Donald Trump is many indefensible things. But the motherfucker can make an entrance.
To Girl, From Boy, with Love
You think about how we are alone in infinity, ricocheting between stimuli and hope and orgasms.
Hallowed Be Thy Name Brand: The Religious Consumerism of Megachurch Pastor Joel Osteen
In Joel Osteen's world, God is an exclamation point, a dubstep bass drop. God is steroids, God is your hype man, He is Cialis, He is the boombox you are holding outside her window.
This American Bro: A Portrait of the Worst Guy Ever
He has existed ever since men began dedicating ceremonies to their own existence.
Look on Mike Tyson, Ye Mighty, and Despair
Mike Tyson is afraid of everything and everything is afraid of him.
Scott Disick: American Psycho
In the deliberately enunciated infomercial that is the Kardashian universe, Disick is a seer.