Kelly McClure
Two Tickets to the Brain Rape, Please
There's a 'haunted house' in New York that's scaring people shitless.
Booby traps and pocketknives (with love, from Jersey)
If a person wanted to learn how to escape a kidnapping, pick double-locked handcuffs, and make a tent out of a cow carcass, where would they go to learn such skills? Well, New Jersey...obviously.
Joining a cult (well, sort of)
When getting acclimated in a new town, it’s always best to search out a local cult and join it.
How to become a better you
Four months of therapy (and counting) has taught me mostly to just blame my parents for me hating everyone
Living with a hammer fucker
One time I lived with a stranger from Nebraska who shit in her room and slept in a bird’s nest of moldy food each night.
One man's trash bag is another man's trash bag man
Heading down the stairs to the train I’m pretty well aware I’m descending into a netherworld of filth and well, whatever.