Mike Pearl
Mike asks stupid questions to smart people and then writes about it.
How Scared Should I Be of Zika?
Should I give a shit about a virus that causes a mild fever, even if I'm not planning to get pregnant? (Answer: yes)
How Scared Should I Be of Meteors?
The galaxy is teeming with rocks that don't care if we all die. This bothers me a little.
How Scared Should I Be of Putin?
In the column "How Scared Should I Be?" VICE staff writer and generalized anxiety disorder sufferer Mike Pearl seeks to quantify the scariness of everything under the sun.
How Scared Should I Be of North Korea?
Is Kim Jong-un a threat, or just a lunatic with a weird haircut?
John Bradley of 'Game of Thrones' Told Us About How His Nice Face Can Hide Inner Evil
The 'Traders' actor's take on Samwell Tarly—the nicest man in Westeros—is surprisingly dark.
How Scared Should I Be of Never Retiring?
How will you get by as an elderly millennial? Probably not very well.
How People Deal with Their Nervous Breakdowns
Losing your mind is painful, but it's also a pain in the ass.
How Scared Should I Be of Hospitals?
You're supposed to get better there, but you can get so much worse.
Here's What Needs to Happen for Donald Trump to Actually Win
Political prognosticators tell us the crazy scenarios that could turn the race in favor of the GOP.
How Unethical Is Buying Weed?
Did you ever wonder if someone got fucked over so you could have that dank ass Purple Urkle?