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I Betrayed You. You Trusted Me and I Betrayed You
My private and public wars with Primal Scream's Bobby Gillespie.
The First Annual Story Awards - Romance
It was my birthday, and I was sitting at work. I always like to do something on my birthday-I hate birthday parties, but I like to do something else to spoil myself. It's Friday afternoon, I'm sitting at work and I'm like, "I want to do something," so...
The First Annual Story Awards - Rock And Roll
I was leaving Portland’s premier venue, Louis La Bambas, when the saxophonist from local cabaret-rock act Danse Combo muttered some cheeky little remark to me. I dropped the nut on him, knocking his two front teeth out and leaving him unable to play...
The First Annual Story Awards - Heavy Shit
This must have been about 25 years ago. I was 18 and I was getting wasted with my born-again Christian pal and my Nazi skinhead pal. We had been drinking Labatt 50 all day and doing MDA (an early version of E).