Bollocks to the Hippocratic Oath
The Perfect Vagina
Girls, I'm afraid the NHS aren't going to help you out if you've got ugly genitals.
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Doctors Can't Help You
Half of being a doctor is saying things with authority and hoping your patient doesn’t die.
One-Night Stand Syndrome
Imagine waking up one day convinced that the person you love has been replaced by an imposter.
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Don't Touch Me
I don’t want to feel your beard on my face after searching through a patient's pubes for crabs.
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The Voices In My Head Are Telling Me to Bathe In Shit
A real doctor's advice on coping with a haywire internal monologue.
How to Drink Yourself to a Bleeding Arse
This week, our resident real doctor extracts wads of bloody tissue from a homeless man’s anus.