brian moylan
What Your Sandals Say About You
Your feet smell like Chris Christie's taint. Just put some shoes on, you lazy asshole.
Erotic Hypnosis Gave Me the Most Intense Orgasm of My Life
My hypnotist was a former IT guy named Neil.
The VICE Guide to Bad Celebrity Plastic Surgery
How to tell exactly what the fuck famous people have done to themselves!
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An Etiquette Guide for Straight People in Gay Bars
You can stop clutching your girlfriend like she's some sort of heterosexual life preserver.
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