DOCTORS
Doctors Can't Help You
Half of being a doctor is saying things with authority and hoping your patient doesn’t die.
Things I Have Fished Out of People's Butts
Eggs, doorknobs, mayonnaise jars, salami and a frozen pig’s tail to name a few.
Annons
The Voices In My Head Are Telling Me to Bathe In Shit
A real doctor's advice on coping with a haywire internal monologue.
Annons
How to Drink Yourself to a Bleeding Arse
This week, our resident real doctor extracts wads of bloody tissue from a homeless man’s anus.
What Not to Do For an Erection
Our resident real doctor remembers some chillingly stupid attempts to maintain a hard-on.
Annons
This Housewife Got a Slug Stuck in Her Vagina
People are perverts set on finding new ways of fucking themselves up, usually in the misguided pursuit of pleasure.
How Much Coke Is Bad For Me?
A dentist friend once treated a woman whose mouth had become her brain’s own colostomy bag.