"I just can't stomach paying $1,250 to live in a room when I could live in a house for free."
Does it get worse than watching 'Pink Flamingos' with your grandma? Actually, it does.
"I'm just happy you're 23 and haven't been on Jeremy Kyle yet."
They take great pride in being complete posers.
"For someone my age, climate change is a reality. It's a reality that's already having an impact on my life."
The same network that brought kids "Pete and Pete" and "Doug" ran a special featuring Magic Johnson that was one of the era's most compassionate, forward-thinking pieces of TV.
By some measures, new parents are more miserable than people grieving their spouses.
For starters, they don't buy anyone a drink.