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Vice Mail
Well, it finally happened! A Vice writer got his head out of his introspective ass and did an article on an environmental issue!
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PALAHNIUK PAROXYSMRe: Your Fiction Issue. Chuck Palahniuk seems to be using a lot of the tried and true techniques that gained him his career, but it’s time to move on. Think bigger.
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I just have to say that reading the Russian Issue really reinforced my belief that even if your motives aren’t the most altruistic, the outcome is still powerful.
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Listen, I don't really like to read about chicks puking or starving themselves or whatever. Why would I? It's not pleasant. You may as well just print an "article" about a guy dropping a bowling ball on a woman's foot.
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I should start this off by mentioning that I generally consider writing to publications, companies, or other abstract entities the exclusive province of dumbshits and an all-around waste of time.
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I’ve been saying for years that you assholes just sit around your house and pull your stories from the internet—thanks for getting careless and proving me fucking right.
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Wait, not that you’re supposed to cry for the Blackfeet. They’re not asking for your sympathy. That was the point of that woman who said it was the Indians who were responsible for the problems of the Indians and the welfare system only made it worse.
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We’re planning a Stupid Boring Wimp Issue soon, so please do carefully talk about possibly sending something along at some point (maybe).
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I never write letters or emails to companies ever, but you really need to hear this. Your current issue is the biggest piece of trash I have ever read.