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  • Vice Mail

    REVENGE OF THE ZANILY MUSTACHIOED NERD I was incredulous at all the bullshit literature illustrated on the cover of your Fiction Issue. Whose bookshelf was that? Some 19-year-old with a sweater complex who thinks

  • My Other Soapbox Is Your Ass

    Do you like Polack jokes? I've always been a big fan of them. An Italian, a rabbi, and a smiling Polack walk into a bar.

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  • Dos & Don'ts

    Could you have more shit hanging off your purse, please? No, I'm serious.

  • God Damns It

    He is using his evil and gigantic brain to cross-pollinate the embryonic cells of quails and ducks.

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