Objectively Correct Lists
A Ranking of the Best Illuminati Conspiracy Videos Surrounding Katy Perry's Superbowl Performance
There's levels to just how crazy the internet can get, and combining a pop star with a major cultural event helps you reach the highest level.
Stop Pretending That You've Listened To These Albums
Just because you've got an opinion on Iggy Azalea, doesn't mean you've heard 'The New Classic'.
Shitty Music Clichés, Trends, and Opinions That Need to Die in 2015
Kill these moronic instances of depravity so culture can move forward.
Ten Killer Music Docs to Watch Out for in 2015: Kurt Cobain, The Damned, Billy Anderson, and More
New films focusing on UK punk, Chicago house, Norwegian black metal, NYC hip hop, and 90s boy bands, and more are slated for the coming year.
A 100 Percent Accurate Guide to What Will Happen in Music in 2015
U2 will release an album directly into your bloodstream, Jaden Smith will fuse with President Obama, and we will create something called "thinktweets."
2014: A Year In Which Some Music Happened
For your edification, a by no means comprehensive sampling of pertinent things that happened in 2014.
The Band Aid 30 Line-Up is Perfect In Every Way Apart From These Ways
We'd just make one or two tiny substitutions.
Michelle Obama's Turnip Vine Proves She Is Not Illuminati Lizard in Trousers
And blows the door off vegetable rap puns.
Arcade Fire 'Funeral' 10th Anniversary Retrospectives and Thinkpieces, Ranked
'Funeral' turned ten, and the internet decided you should read their feelings on it.
Know Your Saints: Saint Raymond, Saint Pepsi, and Saint Motel
We investigate the sudden rise in bands with Saint in their name.