Public outrage over R. Kelly's alleged sexual abuse of underage girls has finally consumed his public image.
Happy Birthday, R. Kelly.
And if we're allowed to edit and screw with the past, we have to ask who's doing the editing.
We flew down to Atlanta to interview R. Kelly. Like everything in the world of Kellz, nothing went as planned, but it still felt right.
We already know that music festivals are maybe the worst possible environment for a budding romance, and still, people are treating the pre-headliner Port-a-Potty line like their own personal Bunny Ranch lineup.
Plus, a smooth jazz cover of "Sex In The Kitchen."
With one out-of-nowhere performance of "Ignition (Remix)," Robert Sylvester Kelly managed to unite a field full of strangers in unity and peace. It was perfect.
Check out GWAR doing Kansas, Young the Giant doing R. Kelly, and the Mountain Goats doing Jawbreaker.
We found the part in R. Kelly's autobiography where he talks about making the song.
Do we really need R. Kelly healing the nation right now? I mean, he fucked a kid that one time.
Young Jeezy may not have the metaphors of Jay-Z or the output of Lil Wayne, but what he does have is the best voice in rap coupled with the charisma of a Southern preacher running a used-car lot.