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Brown Death: A History of Poop as a Weapon
I've heard of people using their teeth, boobs, fists, knees, feet, dicks, elbows and heads as weapons, so why not poop?
Man Tries to Impress Women on a Dancefloor, Shits Himself Instead
"He was trying so hard to impress the opposite sex that he ended up dancing the crap out of himself," a friend said.
The Critics Are Wrong About 'The Human Centipede' Film Trilogy
This week sees the release of the final part in the trilogy. Here's why I'll be going to see it.
This Is What It's Like Being Addicted to Laxatives
Laxative abuse is a common manifestation of eating disorders that we rarely talk about. But with the pills so easy to buy and become addicted to, and increasing numbers of young people using them, it's about time we started.
Losing My Shit: What It Feels Like to Deal with IBS
Irritable Bowel Syndrome is the medical equivalent of an unlikeable extended family member. It isn't life-threatening, but it's annoying as hell and you can't really get rid of it.
Bartenders Tell Us About the Best and Worst Things They’ve Found in the Bathroom
Drug paraphernalia, shit where it doesn't belong, bloody knickers and one dead hamster.
I Visited America's First Poop Bank
OpenBiome pays donors $40 per poop, but not just anyone can donate their shit – getting approved as a stool donor is harder than getting into Oxford.
Meet the Canadian Trying to Make Elephant Poo Coffee a Thing
Blake Dinkin is trying to revolutionise coffee. Just don't think about where those beans have been.
A Whale Blasted an Ungodly Amount of Ass Ham All Over Some Divers
The whale flipped onto its side and started spinning in circles while engulfing the divers in shit, creating what one of the divers called a "poonado."
Things You Learn When You Become a Dad for the First Time
When you're part of a generation of questionably-dressed, overdraft-plundering adult babies, it's hard to believe you'll ever be able to grow up enough to be a dad. But you can, even when it's really shit.