The Conflict Minerals... Issue
Toupee
They took my toupee. Wouldn’t give it back. Pigs never let you have anything you want. That’s part of the fun of being a pig. You can take anything you want, and no one can do shit about it. Except richies, but who’s rich in the fucking desert?
Sheppard’s Video Game Pie
The new Mortal Kombat, which is technically the ninth of the franchise, is almost everything I want from an MK game.
The Heart of Bleakness
Walking through the jungle in the dead of night with a group of Rwandan rebels best known for their expertise at rape and murder wasn’t exactly what we had planned for our first trip to the Democratic Republic of Congo. All we wanted was to make...
Tinkle Tweaking
In 1669, the German alchemist Hennig Brandt furtively heated a retort containing the extract of 1,453 gallons of putrescent urine (alchemically coded “□”). He watched as it transformed into a series of salts, oils, and assorted...