The Kid Mero
We had The Kid Mero Review the 15-Second Daft Punk Snippet
I BET THEY WERE IN THE STUDIO LIKE "JACQUES LET UZ DO A HOW ZOO YOU SAY? EHH, "FONKI BAZE LION?" AND OTHER DUDE WAS LIKE "OUI OUI FRANCOIS ALL ZEE BEETCHES AHH.. ZAY WEEL S'EBROUER ZEE COCAINE NO?"
YG's "Just Re'd Up 2" Mixtape Is Wild Boring
I STARTED LISTENING TO THIS SHIT AND INSTEAD OF CONCENTRATING SO I COULD DELIVER A VERY WELL THOUGHT OUT KNOWLEDGEABLE REVIEW I STARTED BROWSING REAL ESTATE LISTINGS IN VERY RICH AREAS OF NEW JERSEY SO I COULD MOVE OUT THE HOOD ONCE VICE GIVES ME A MILLIO
Waka Flocka's DuFlocka Rant 2 is Pure Crack Except for One Song About College Girls or Some Shit
THANK YOU WAKA FOR STAYING IN YOUR LANE WHICH IS MAKING MUSIC TO CRASH YOUR CAR TO.
Ablebody's 'All My Everybody' EP is the Soundtrack to an Imaginary (But Very Sexual) Garden State Remake
THIS SHIT STARTED OFF WITH A VERY STRONG "SOFT FOCUS LOVEMAKING WITH WHITE COLLEGIATE YOUNG WOMAN" VIBE NOW THE VIBE IS "I'M OVERDOSING ON HEROIN OH SHIT I'M DYING I KNOW I'M DYING FUCK! BUT IT FEELS SO GOOD FUCK IT *PERISHES*"
Juelz Santana's "God Will'n" Mixtape Makes Me Want to Punch a Train in the Face
NEW SHIT FOR YOU TO DRIVE AROUND SMOKIN WEED THEN PULL OVER OCCASSIONALLY TO BEAT A DUDE UP BECAUSE HE PUSHED YOU IN 7TH GRADE.
Hollywood Undead's "Notes From The Underground" Is Extra Embarrassing Teenager Music
THIS IS A NAUSEATING COMBINATION OF KORN AND SLIPKNOT AND LINKIN PARK AND A BAG OF CIRCUMCISED DICKS.
Black Veil Brides' "The Story of the Wild Ones" Is Insane and Terrible
I CAN SEE DIRTY FINGERNAILED PROTO-INSANE CLOWN POSSE FANS WITH LIP PIERCINGS STOMPIN MUDHOLES INTO EACH OTHER TO THIS SHIT.
A$AP Rocky's "Long.Live.A$AP" Consists Of Very Rare Gothic Ethereal Soundscapes
NAMASTE TO YOUR FACIAL, PEACE AND BLESSINGS.
Pantha du Prince's New Record Is "Space Hippie Light Bondage Music"
"THIS SOUNDS LIKE ME WALKIN THROUGH A WIND CHIME WITH A BONER." - The Kid Mero on Pantha's "Elements of Light."
The Twelve Days Of Mero - Jim Jones' "A Dipset Xmas"
YO I RECOMMEND YOU SNEAK THIS INTO YOUR OFFICE CHRISTMAS PARTY PLAYLIST AFTER EVERYBODY GETS DRUNK.
The Twelve Days Of Mero - Justin Bieber's "Under The Mistletoe"
JUSTIN BIEBER INFURIATES ME B. I WANNA SUPLEX HIM ONTO A PILE OF FLAMING BRICKS.
The Flaming Lips' One More Robot Remix Album Made My Dick Turn Into A Digimon
YOU KNOW HOW I KNOW YOU DON'T HAVE A GIRLFRIEND MY NIGGA? BECAUSE YOU WROTE A SONG ABOUT YOUR GIRLFRIEND FIGHTING ROBOTS.